Do you think some people just can’t relax?
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years
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HU said:
Cruel if that was his wife’s funeral. Kind indeed if that was his ex-wife.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:30 am -
Independant said:
my 1st answer (harmless) joke too, was deleted! Yahoo has no sense of humour, maybe they should relax a little more???
January 24th, 2010 at 1:30 pm -
CebuCustomComputers said:
This man was at his wife’s death bed talking to her and waiting for her final moment to occur.
She told him “When I die, I want you to remarry and give all the nice clothes you have bought me to her”.
He said “I could never do that dear”.
She said “No, I insist”.
He said “Honey, I could never give her your clothes because you are a size 16 and she is a size 4″.January 25th, 2010 at 7:52 pm -
Josey Wales said:
Thats my first time hearing either of those. Thanks guys. LMAO
January 26th, 2010 at 4:23 pm -
Filipina said:
Hahahahahahahaha…
A man rubbed a lamp and a beautiful genie came out and said, you have unleashed me from my entombment for 1000 years, you have four wishes. For his first wish, the man asked to be stronger than any other man. The genie then blinked her eyes and poof…he was given the strength to crush bolders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car. Then genie then blinked her eyes and poof…a ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. Then the genies blinked her eyes and poof…he was turned into a woman. She then said thank you, but I won’t be needing that fourth wish.
January 28th, 2010 at 8:48 am -
Res said:
boo!
January 29th, 2010 at 12:58 pm -
sharpie said:
wow..=)
January 30th, 2010 at 12:43 am -
yuanyuan said:
January 30th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
